Coitus Interruptus

Sheldon: So are you and Leonard still not having coitus?

Penny: Do you have to say coitus? Can't you just say we aren't seeing each other?

Sheldon: No, because that wouldn't be true. You and Leonard still technically see each other all the time.

Penny: Still, I'd prefer if you wouldn't use that word.

Sheldon: "Well, all right. I'll just substitute intercourse."

Penny: "Great."

Sheldon: "...or fornication...but that has judgmental overtones so I'll hold that in reserve."

Penny: "Fine."

Sheldon: "Just to be clear, do I have to stop saying coitus with everyone or just you?"

Penny: "Ummmm...everyone."

Sheldon: "Harsh terms but all right."

Penny: "Naaah! I'm just coitusing with ya!"

(simulated dialog from the Big Bang Theory when I laughed my gluteus maximus off)

What I hope to achieve

This is what I hope to achieve:

1) 5 mile

runs twice a week
2) Strum and sing One song
3) Enroll bike license at BBDC and go for lessons at least twice a week
4) Portrait Drawing skills
5) Write 5 more stories for my short stories book
6) Be 48kg
7) Finish reading 50 shades of grey
8) Know more about starting an online business
9) Draft out plans for an online business
10) Clean out my room and make it more conducive to work in

So today's plan is:

6:30pm: Watch Mad Men and have dinner
7:30pm: Practice guitar
8:30pm: Draw
9:30pm: Watch Mad Men
10:30pm: Read 50 shades of grey
11:30pm: Run
12:30am: Watch Mad Men
1:30am: Sleep.

We'll see how this goes later. Will blog before I sleep on the progress =)

When I grow Up I'd Like To Be

The correct answer was social media director.

We doubt Isabella and Lylla will both still want to be ballerinas when they grow up (also, awesome job sticking to gender norms, kids!), but we're betting Albert will want to be a person who stays home and does nothing for the rest of his life. We appreciate that he specifically does not say he wants to be a stay-at-home dad. He doesn't want to care for kids or clean up the house or be responsible for anything but sitting on his own rapidly expanding ass. Little word of advice, Albert: try being a blogger. Also, has anyone spoken to David's parents?

100 Years

Aside from that I absolutely love this I have no other reason for sharing it.

Watch it. You'll see.

Oh - and life has returned a to a form of normal here so maybe blogging will too...

Favorite era?

80's for the denim overalls

20's for the flapper dress and

40's for the drum

What's Yours?

MAN EATING HOTDOGS WHOLE (MUST SEE)

THIS IS SO FUNNY TAKE A LOOK